Gophers, Twins, Golf, all kinds of crap. Joe U says, "If Joe Posnanski wasn't blogging, you'd be the most entertaining person I read" and Patrick S. says
"Your blog is just about my favorite thing ever"
W - Take that down, I'm going to throw up. Just because one of your readers is delusional doesn't mean that we should all have to suffer.
"Repulsed" you could only dream of getting trim as nice as Suzy K. W you are an idiot for trying to sabatoge the two greatest staples of the NFL - Kolbert and Favre. Here's a little quiz for all you DWG haters out there: Which is lower? (A) Mark Rypein's QB rating, (B) Mark Rypein's baby (six feet, for those of you at home), (C) WWWW's self esteem his sophmore through 1st senior year at UMD, (D) Dracula's chances of ever getting laid, or (E) tie - all of the above. I'll give you a hint, the answer is the most common on a UMD sociology test (thats rights (E), all of the above, everyone is a winner and everyone gets A's!!!).
F) The number of laughs provided by the previous post.
Joe is almost as funny as Carl. Wait, they are the same person and both suck at being funny. Joe, you suck, you suck really bad! Now leave!
Anonymous - I could see where you would confuse me and Joe as we would both perform special love acts on Brett Favre and Susie Kolber however I draw the line at making fun of dead kids. You are a coward for hiding behind your anonymous screen name. My guess is that anonymous is actually Dracula but is too ashamed to use that name ridiculous name anymore. If thats the case I don't blame you.
Two points:1) Carla - I don’t understand your obsession with starting blog fights; give it a rest already.2) Suzy Kolber is NOT attractive
First, compared to all the lame bits posted on here on a daily basis, I would have to say Joe's material was grade A. Second, Suzy Kolber is hot.
Dracula - You are like that annoying Scrabble player that takes great words and then vultures them by adding an "A" or an "S" to the end of them ie Carl-a. You think you are so clever but everybody actually wants to kill you for wrecking the Scrabble board. In this case it would be comment board. PS We aren't fighting, we are just getting to know each other.
Carl- Scrabble references? You need to spend more time with the guy who use to spell check everyones posts so you can both try and convince each other you are intelligent. Anon summed it up a couple posts earlier. You suck. Your humor is a D- at best. My Christmas wish is for Carl and his obsession with general mills cereal monsters to be gone from this blog.Dracula, keep the posts coming! Here is one reader who enjoys a bit of intelligent reading.
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