Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Golf Again


Grand Slam is back with a hot, fresh new golf post:

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Last week was a very busy one for Grandslam, so i apologize for not giving you your weekly fix of the PGA tour in the words of grandslam. I realize the majority of you would really like for me to talk about Phil Mickelson's fat tits, but for the few of you who appreciate good golf talk.....I am back.

If I were to have previewed the Accenture Match play last week, the title would have read "How easily will Tiger destroy the field this week?" Now i know that's easy to say after watching what he did, but come on!!! Is there really honestly anyone else on the tour that can challenge this guy?? If you say yes, you are the stupidest human being alive. Yes, i know he was trailing in matches against J.B. Holmes, Aaron Baddeley and KJ Choi, but look what happens. You give this guy the smallest little chance to get back in the match, and he will bury your ass. We, in our lifetime will never see an athlete dominate his/her sport like Tiger Woods. We should all be blessed to see something like this in our lifetime. In 27 Accenture Golf Championships, Tiger Woods has won 15 of them. The only other player to win more than one is irishman Darren Clarke with two. Is it possible that every event Tiger enters this year, that he can win?? As for the evert being played opposite the Match Play, Brian Gay won the Mayakoba Golf Classic down in Mexico.....as if we really gave two shits about that.

This week the tour will head east to start its annual Florida swing, beginning with The Honda Classic. Quite frankly, i don't have alot of insight to this tournament like others. Personally i would like to get the hell out of this cold state and be playing golf myself. This will be the section where you put in your own preview for the week. That being said, my pick to win this week is the young talented Luke Donald, he has won here before and might as well notch his first of the year here!

12 comments:

bored said...

This blog is getting less interesting by the minute. I want a review of another movie "jumper" maybe. Unless Dawg decided to go to 27 dresses instead. God your a homo dawg.

Anonymous said...

If i would have seen a review of Jumper, it may have affected my decision to watch it last week. Until then, everyone will continue going.. because they don't know any better.

Hot Asian Chick from Balls of Fury said...

Tiger isn't even close to Randy Daytona's dominance in the sport of Ping Pong.

Theory said...

Luke Donald definitely looks like a good choice for this tournament. He's a good, solid player that rarely blows up. But, Boo Weekley seems to be playing very pretty well this year. Not to mention, he should have won the event last year.
Then, of course, there's Dr. Acula's boyfriend, Camillo Villegas, who is a very talented player, though just can't seem to win a tournament (though has posted a few seconds places, along with many top 10's in his career). Who knows...he might log his first win at this tournament. He's definitely due.
I'd put my money on Boo for the win, but Donald and Villegas look like solid choices.
Also, does anybody else find it humorous that Brian Gay's caddy has to wear a shirt that says in big, bold letters, "GAY" on the back of it? ...just me? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Nick Faldo said...

This golf guy sucks, get this theory guy to write for you, if he can stop pimpin hos long enough to post some strong content. Watch for Matt Kuchar and John Merrick this weekend. Both coming off strong performances in MX. Kuch has won there in the past, not sure if they have changed courses since then though. Also gay slam, no love for Phil on the win two weeks ago? The one thing you did get right is that we might never get to see this kind of dominant play from any athlete for ahwile. He should have lost to Badds, he just should have.

Anonymous said...

when i say i write for idiots, all you need is to look at nick faldo's comment on matt kuchar!

-grandslam

Faldo said...

We will see who has the better finish gay slam, until then go be busy and think up another excuse for not being able to take 3.7 minutes out of your day to regurgitate what you heard on Golf Central the day before.

Anonymous said...

Nobody cares who any of you pick to win or do well in any tournament. There are between 132-156 players in a tournament, 120 of them could win any given week. You somehow think that you will predict who is going to play well or win? Shut up!

Anonymous said...

Again......just a bunch of argumentive idiots on this goldy site!!! Its a damn good thing i get paid the big $$ to write for this site!

Grandslam

Anonymous said...

Faldo -

Donald -5 2nd
Merrick E T15
Kuchar +5 T43 (ouch!!)

You are clearly a moron and don't know anything about golf.

We can't wait to read your uninformed picks for this week.

Faldo's a Fool said...

Wow this Faldo guy really knows his golf. "We will see who has the better finish gay slam." Nice picks sunshine! lets stick to Grand Slam picking the winners. At least he is educated on the matter. Moron!

N. Faldodomus said...

Hats off to G. Slam, took a bath this week but I shall return. Damn you Matt Kuchar you can't play well two weeks in a row...