Friday, April 20, 2007

All the Wolves Guards Want to Leave

Mike James, Troy Hudson, and Marko Jaric all have recently expressed a desire to not be a Timberwolf next year - and Bracey Wright, but he's not overpaid to suck, he just sucks. Oh no. Not that.

If only it were that simple guys. Look at your contracts, then look at the results, and then realize how difficult it will be to trade any one of these guys, much less all three.

James: 3 years, $18 million. After averaging 20 pts and 6 assists with 44% 3-pt shooting last season, was signed by the Wolves to that ridiculous contract. Averaged 10 pts, 3.5 assists, and shot 37% from three. Thanks Mike! You're an Ass!

Hudson: 3 years, $19 million. FOR A DAMN BACKUP!! Averaged 6 pts and 2 assists per game this season. Sweet. Sixteen minutes per game average in 36 games. Awesome contract. Just a terrific signing. Apparently there's a buyout option where if we can't trade him, and good luck on that one, we can buy him out and make him go away. I don't know how much it would cost, but whatever it is it would be worth it.

Jaric: 4 years, $27 million. Oh. My. Dad. I seriously thought you couldn't get worse than that Hudson contract. Also realize that not only did we trade Sam Cassell for this retard, but we also have to give them a first round pick. 5 points, 2 assists this season per game. Which really pisses me off. But then look at what his stats were the season before we traded for him: 10 pts, 6 assists. We gave up a first round pick, Sam Cassell, and eleventy billion dollars for that? What the hell. By the way, Cassell averaged 12 pts and 5 assists, and he's like 80 years old.

Nice team McHale.


Theory said...

Geezus, the Wolves are just falling apart at the seams. I don't know who I feel more sorry for: The Wolves or the Vikings.
If it wasn't for the Twins, Minnesota would be pretty much the worst state ever to live in if you're a sports fan.
Maybe South Dakota. That's a pretty crappy place.

Anonymous said...

It cracks me up that, after shoveling "this team can compete in the West" BS to the fanbase for an entire season, McHale finally admits that the roster isn't exactly well-put together. Nothing like a team with no interior defenders, very few bigs, and a bunch of crappy guards...not to mention the hideous contracts.

Have no fear, McHale will turn this sh*t sandwich into a winner, just look at his track record.

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