Live Blog: Joe Mauer's First At-Bat Back

Since the whole world hangs on the return of the one, the only, the Baby Jesus-y Baby Jesus Joseph Joey Jo Jo Mauer, I better Live Blog.

7:20 - Two outs after Casilla drilled a line out to center. Anyone else hits that pitch out. Except Punto. Or Mauer.

7:20 - Standing ovation.

7:21 - Ball low. What a great eye on this guy.

7:21 - Takes it off the outside corner. Bert espouses on the wonderful batting eye of Joe Mauer.

7:22 - Jesus Christ. Home run. Talk about your all-time backfires.

Thanks Ponson.