Friday, September 5, 2008

Some Lists - NFL Related

I just got back from the Dentist and for some reason they were playing an REM CD the entire time I was there. It was horrible. A lot like this movie which you should never rent:


Because of that, all I can muster up is a few NFL related lists before curling up in the fetal position and crying myself to sleep.

5 PLAYERS ABOUT TO BECOME HOUSEHOLD NAMES
1. Andre Johnson
2. Braylon Edwards
3. Matt Schaub
4. Michael Turner
5. Marion Barber

5 PLAYERS WHO WILL DISAPPOINT
1. Matt Hasselbeck
2. Brandon Jacobs
3. Clinton Portis
4. Derek Anderson
5. Roy Williams

5 PLAYERS WHO WILL PLEASANTLY SURPRISE
1. Steve Slaton
2. Ted Ginn
3. Marvin Harrison (seriously people, he's not dead)
4. Ricky Williams
5. Jake Delhomme

5 TEAMS WHO WILL SUCK WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD
1. Seattle Seahawks
2. New Orleans Saints
3. Jacksonville Jaguars
4. Philadelphia Eagles
5. Tennessee Titans

5 TEAMS WHO WILL BE GOOD WHO YOU DON'T THINK WILL BE GOOD

1. Arizona Cardinals
2. Carolina Panthers
3. Tampa Bay Bucs
4. Houston Texans
5. San Francisco 49ers

TWO PREDICTIONS THAT AREN'T NFL RELATED
1. Twins don't win the Central or the Wild Card
2. Bowling Green covers the five point spread, and covers easily. I'm thinking 49-28. I have a mortgage payment on this.