This is Totally what Should Happen

Thanks to ESPN.com's Trade Machine, I've engineered the world's most perfect trade:

WOLVES: get Lamar Odom, Ben Gordon, Al Jefferson, Wally Szczerbiak (give KG, Jaric, Hassell)

LAKERS: get Gerald Green, Theo Ratliff, Luol Deng, Ben Wallace, #5 pick this year, #9 pick this year (give Kobe Bryant, Lamar Odom)

CELTICS: get KG, Trenton Hassell (give Jefferson, Green, Ratliff, Wally, #5 pick)

BULLS: get Kobe Bryant, Marko Jaric (give Deng, Gordon, Wallace, #9 pick)

Genius.