WWWWWWW is in Mormonville searching for a 2nd wife so I was asked to write a recap of the game. The gophers kept it close all game but they weren't able to break the game open due to Nolen's abortion of a game. He had several horrendous turnovers and missed the front end of a crucial 1 an 1 down the stretch.
We dominated in the paint and from beyond the arc. We also got to witness The Return of the Hoff. That brilliant bastard hit 6 from downtown including an and 1 when Turner hacked him after release. This is a picture of the Hoff after the game. As you can see he has a smile on his face and a hottie under his arm. He no longer has that nervous anxious I'm dying of cancer look. Congrats to the Hoff for getting off the snide. Hopefully he is able to tap into that hot shooting for the rest of the year.
Moving on... The gophs ended up losing on the road by 6. They were 3 pt underdogs so this wasn't all that suprising. They seemed to recover well after the terrible MSU performance. Overall they played well and as expected(except for Nolen). DJ had 12 pts, 10 rebs, 2 stls and 3 blks. If you had a player of the game award for the losing team it would be a split decision between Hoff and DJ.
Fortunately for the gophers the schedule eases up a bit and they should have 3 fairly winnable games out of the next four. IU comes to the Barn (W), at PSU (W), at MU (toss up) and NU at home (W). Winning 3 of the next 4 would be huge and gurantee at least a .500 league winning percentage. I also think 9 wins gets us in to the tourney. If we don't get 3 wins in that stretch the final 3 games does not present a lot of opportunity. We play Sconi and Mich at home and travel to Ill. Lets hope we knock out 3 wins in the next 4 games.
WWWWWW good luck wife hunting.
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Thanks for the recap Dawger. I sort of wish I could have seen it and am sort of glad I couldn't. Sounds sloppy on offense, once again.
As far as wife hunting, I'll have a full recap when I get back, but I went to the Utah State game last night and there were ALOT of candidates. Their danceline/cheerleaders could give UCLA or the Laker Girls a run for their money, and I'm not even slightly kidding.
A LOT
Dawger, What did I tell you about Nolen. Nolen = Shitbox Royale. Time for him to transfer to St. Thomas. The Tommies are looking for a 6th man.
Lefty - What gives with your beloved pucksters? Its seems like business as usual where they completely shart themselves after X-mas. It's embarrassing. I almost became a fan of this team 2 years when Wheeler made the miraculous poke in against the Souix on St. Patty's Day. I'm glad I came to my senses and realized hockey sucks, especially gopher hockey.
If I wanted heart break and disappointement like that I would still be a Vikings fan.
Dawger- Moma dawger just called me and wants her material back.
P.S. The hot trim the hoff is rocking under his arm is his sister sicko!
Dane Cook just called and said to stop using his ".... just called and wants.... back" material. Hack.
PS I couldn't find any pictures of The Hoff with any half naked broad's holding firearms. Sorry. I should have used the one with him and Maria Sharapova.
That definitely is NOT Hoff's sister...you obviously don't the family very well...
That definitely is NOT Hoff's sister...you obviously don't the family very well...
Anon- I think the previous guy was just making a joke. Say hi to hoff's family.
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