Stay with me here. This is my real world analogy for the game: It's like you got real drunk one night and you don't even remember what the hell you did, and you probably vomited profusely as in the picture. But, you still have your phone, your car keys, and your wallet, which actually still has money it it, and you apparently didn't sleep with any fat chicks. So all in all, the end result was fine, and whether or not you looked like an idiot, or any asshole, or really cool, along the way, it doesn't really matter at this point. All you know is something happened and you are in good shape now. Well, that was this Gopher game. It was terrible, cover your eyes awful, like when the Todd is real tuned up. But, when it comes to selection sunday, all that matters is that they won, so the fact that it was ugly is irrelevant and we should all just forget about it. Gophers won, end of story, that's all you need to know.
Well, hopefully this awful performance isn't a precursor to them completely screwing up the Penn. St. game on Saturday, like how the Todd screwed it up with the girl in yellow. But that's another story...
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That is a fantastic analogy. All I can possibly add is that it is complete bullshit how sometimes you get upgraded to first class on a flight because you are so awesome, and you order a cranberry/vodka.
So then you get it, and there's no lime and you're like, "well, that's ok because I didn't specify and I like booze so I'll drink it." And then you finish it, and order another and they are all like, "we have no limes"
What the mother F is that crap? I thought this was first class not 2nd class. In first class I should be able to ask for an asian hooker with a fetish for bondage and get it no questions asked. Instead I can't even get a freaking lime. Garbage.
As for the game, this team sucks. I would like to write more, and I'm sure I will, but for now, they just suck. They are the suckiest bunch who ever sucked.
This was awful. I kind of hope they just go to the NIT so maybe they can win a couple games.
Wow, it turns out I got a bit sidetracked there. I really meant to just say your analogy was perfect.
Also if you don't think Sarah Chalke is hot you should probably die.
You probably don't get the stat chick either. 8/10.
Not much of story there with the girl in yellow other than she likes guys with dongs longer than 3 inches = I'm out.
Tonight I'm on a mission to find a picture of Optimator, freshman year of college, in exactly the same predicament as the girl above...priceless.
Also, Snake is the coolest MF'er alive. He got me a Gopher team poster Herbie Hancocked by Brian Shack.
Lastly, the game was so bad last night, I resorted to watching the Real Housewives of Orange County.
If the incident that the Todd speaks of is the one I'm thinking of, I don't know if pictures exist...We were all too young and stupid, and thought the poor bastard was actually going to die...As such, we didn't take the golden opportunity to document the tremendous occasion. Damn it!
I still have a picture of the girl in yellow.
Oh how you question my disregard for life and eagerness to find humor in any situation. I so have a picture of the carnage...I just need to find it. Optimator can confirm as I threatened to mix that in somehow during his wedding reception.
I thought I might still have the picture in an email somewhere and was going to include it in the post but i was too tired and didn't have the energy.
Probably the most regrettable night of my life. Let's just let that one go.
If you must post a pic at least post the naked one of me. The Nutter's homoerotic behavior freshman year was concerning, but it least he got sweet pic of my hot ass.
That appetizing right? Who wants lunch?
As your fat sidekick, I witnessed some of the fuggos you threw the mack down on at the Alamo, so I'm going to go ahead and (dis)respectfully disagree with your assessment of that being the most regrettable night of your life.
Here's to shots of Sapphire!
Didnt Snacks kiss this girl in Duluth one night?
Who the eff is Claire?
damn. good one. all of us who were there know that I didn't know she had puked when we made out. and besides, show me one guy who hasn't made out with a chick who puked in college.
Your brother.
Reclarification of question...
Name me one guy, who has kissed more than one girl in his life, who hasn't made out with a chick who puked
Question - who goes ass to mouth like me?
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