Showing posts with label Kirby Puckett. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kirby Puckett. Show all posts
Friday, October 2, 2009
Farewell to the Dome, Swastikas and all
With the Twins playing their last three games at the Dome this weekend (most likely), I wanted to give the Homerdome a little love. Make no mistake, the Twins will be losing a MAJOR home field advantage when they move into Target Field. Don't get me wrong, I'm very much look forward to it, but the sheer mental advantage they had any time the Tigers or White Sox game to town will be missed, and in a lot of ways so will the dome
This isn't a best games ever list or a most meaningful list. If you want there, check here or here. This is a list of the first 10 memories I thought of when I decided to write this post nearly ten minutes ago, not all of them positive. A good amount of my list overlaps with the two I linked, but this is merely a personal list. Your mileage may vary. Whatever that means.
10. Some Random Royals game, 2000. It wasn't an especially meaningful game, since the Twins sucked and I actually have no memory of who won or lost, but I remember this one because I had my first job after college, I called in sick, and The Egyptian and I went to this 12:05 game, bought two $30 tickets for just $30 total, and got hammered all afternoon. It was great.
9. First time I saw my boy Mussina pitch, late 90s. I loved this guy from day 1, as I detailed in the post I wrote after his retirement, so getting to see him pitch for the first time was a treat. I think he had a no-no for about five innings and ending up tossing a really nice outing - which I think he did everytime he faced the Twins.
8. Knoblauch returns, fans revolt, 1998. Another game I was very fortunate to be at, it was quite the black eye for Minnesota fans who, let's be honest here, are mostly homer morons anyway. If you recall, the brilliant tards in left field threw hotdogs, beer bottles, and whatever they could find at his stupid traitor head, causing Metrodome announcer guy to say, "Now cut that out." It was pretty memorable.
7. My first game ever, early 80s. I remember they played the Orioles and I asked my dad why the team was named after a cookie, and I remember the final out coming when a Twin hit a foul pop that ended up hitting a speaker and coming back into play and was caught.
6. That Eric Fox guy hit that home run, 1992. I'm sure you remember this one - extremely light-hitting outfielder takes Aguilera deep to win a game for the A's in a pivotal series against the Twins, franchise takes a tumble. Seriously it was nine years before they had a winning record again. I wasn't at this game, but it still sticks with me.
5. Cal Ripken Jr.'s 3,000th hit, 2000. This one is memorable not only because of the milestone, but because I was in attendance with Dawger and a couple of other people I don't remember, and he threw such a tantrum when everybody stood up and applauded and ripped his ticket in half after the game was over rather than keep it as a souvenir. This night has spawned uncountable arguments about how "overrated" Ripken was an how he was basically "the same as a Cuddyer", and the world's greatest cartoon.
4. Game 6, 1991 World Series. It was starting to feel all over, but the much overhyped Puckett statement of "jump on back" was real enough based on his performance. Both that catch against the plexiglass and the game winning home run in the 11th and are burned into my brain.
3. Game 7, 1991 World Series. Another memory of a game I didn't attend in person, but not having this game on here would be criminal. Pretty much universally cited as one of the greatest World Series Games in history, I remember watching it in my parent's basement. Interestingly, it doesn't stick out to me as much as the other two games on this list despite being a better game. But really, it's amazing if you think about it. Jack Morris coming out for that 10th inning and shutting down Atlanta once again is really one of the last truly studly acts by a starting pitcher. Other than Jim Leyland, name a manager who would send his starter out for a tenth inning of a world series? There isn't one.
2. Game 7, 1987 World Series. I actually don't remember a damn thing about this game other than the groundball to Gaetti to end the game, but that I remember very, very well. I remember running out to the garage and honking the horn on my parents' car over and over again in celebration (come on, I was eleven years old), and feeling the sheer joy that can only come from a child seeing his team win a championship. Incredible. I really, really, really hope that someday in my lifetime they can win another one, but I know it won't be as special as this.
1. Twins Sweep Sox for Miracle Comeback, 2008. Probably seems weird ranking this as a better memory than the two World Series wins, but I was actually here for this game, it happened recent enough that it is still fresh, and I was old enough to really appreciate it. This is the only entry I had the blog for, and I wrote about it immediately after I got home here. Re-reading that post, I'm fairly certain that is the most emotion I have ever put into a post (not counting hate as an emotion. or rage), and I know it's the most positive sounding I have ever been. I still get giddy remembering it. People high-fiving in the parking lot and in the streets after the game, spontaneous chants continually breaking out, and just a feeling of absolute euphoria. this is just a taste of what it was like (skip to 2:40 and turn the volume up):
Seriously, I'm a bit terrified of how I'm going to react if the Twins win another series in my lifetime. I'd be like a Mr. Burns in that episode where he gets shot full of drugs and Homer thinks he's an alien.
So farewell Metrodome, you get a pretty bad rap, and in a lot of ways you sucked big time, but I'm going to miss you quite a bit. Since I'd rather shank myself in the eyeball than attend a Vikings game, I'm guessing I'll never be at the dome again after Sunday's game. Well, at least until the next Monster Truck Rally.
(as I post this the Tigers just lost and the Twins are up 9-0 in the fourth, things are getting interesting).
Labels:
Cal Ripken,
Kirby Puckett,
Mike Mussina,
Twins
Friday, December 14, 2007
Friday Night

I'm a loser and I'm home at 9:49 on Friday night. I've also been out drinking and still have a bunch of beers here, so maybe I can get drunk enough to make this entertaining. But probably not.
- I'd like to point out this article, wherein superstar F.P. Santangelo admits to his HGH use and says things like, "I made this bed and now I have to lie in it" and how he didn't want to be one of the first guys named when the Mitchell Report came out and was summarized on ESPN. Hey guess what F.P., honestly, nobody other than your family gives two shits that you were on HGH, and there wasn't a chance in hell you'd be one of the first guys mentioned on ESPN. Your career OPS+ was 89 and you never had more than 427 PAs in a season. You're basically Denny Hocking. You're completely irrelevant, unless you have info that your '96-'98 Expo teammate Vlad took roids, which I highly doubt. But good job getting yourself as the lead story on ESPN.com.
- My father-in-law gave me my Christmas present tonight. A $100 giftcard to the local liquor store. As awesome as that is, it also scares me a little.
- Drake beat Iowa by five. We had Drake -2.5. Awesome. Also awesome is how much Iowa sucks. And Tony Freeman played. 22 minutes, 3-14 shooting, 0 assists to 2 turnovers. Brutal. That team is a complete mess, and the Gophers only get to play them once, which sucks.
- Six bets down for tomorrow: Kentucky -6.5, Louisville +1.5, Xavier -3, Butler -3.5, UIC +9.5, Akron +1.
- MLB Power Pros is an awesome game for PS2. I highly, highly recommend it. I don't think they make it for PS3, but if you're one of those rich bastards with a PS3 you can just go F yourself anyway.
- Here are my NFL picks for the week, and I'm already 0-1. I don't know what I was last week, because I really don't pay attention. I never bet on the NFL, that's for suckers. These picks are coming with zero research, or any thought, to be honest:
Cincy -8.5 @ San Fran
New Orleans -3.5 vs. Arizona
Atlanta +13 @ Tampa Bay
Baltimore -3.5 @ Miami
Cleveland -5.5 vs. Buffalo
Green Bay -8 @ St Louis
Pittsburgh -3 vs. Jacksonville
New England -22 vs. NY Jets
Carolina +7.5 vs. Seattle
Tennessee -4 @ Kansas City
Indy -10 @ Oakland
Detroit +10 @ San Diego
Dallas -10 vs. Philly
NY Giants -4.5 vs. Washington
Chicago +10 @ Minnesota
- This headline, "Model sues Nets star for alleged groping", makes me laugh.
- Remember R Jay Soward? The former USC WR who went to Jacksonville? The Bear freakin' loved that guy, but turns out he was pretty much an alchoholic. He was suspended by the league so many times, that he hasn't even bothered to refile for reinstatement since his only year in the league in 2000, and finished his career with a grand total of 14 catches (Chris Walsh had a career total of 67, so what does that tell you?) He did play in the CFL for a few years, and once, after scoring a touchdown, ran to the concession stand setup behind the endzone, grabbed a bag of popcorn and shared it with the fans. That's just awesome.
- You know who would have been awesome? Tim Biakabutuka. Seriously. He was always hurt though. He was more fragile than Theory or LunnDale on our touch football team. But more awesomer.
- Watching season five of Cu rb your Enthusiasm. This show is just way too funny. They found work for Blossom. Miyam Bialik. Blossom from Blossom is on this show. That's funny in and of itself.
- Six was hot.
- Jesus there is nothing going on tonight and I'm bored. So I'm going to see if Andre Dawson or Kriby Puckett was a better baseball player.
PUckett: 12 seasons, 2,304 hits, 207 HR, career OPS+ = 124
Dawson: 21 seasons, 2,774 hits, 438 HR, career OPS+ = 119
Hmmm. Close. Longevity, which does matter, favors Dawson by quite a bit at this point. How about single season greatness?
Puckett: 1988 - .356/.375/.545, 24 HR, 121 RBI, OPS+ = 152
Dawson: 1987 - .287/.328/.568, 49 HR, 137 RBI, OPS+ = 130
Jesus, neither of these guys had any idea of what the strike zone was, but that's why they make a good comparison to each other. It's pretty close. Puckett was better in their prime, by a pretty good amount, but Dawson's not getting blindness makes it closer than it should be. Puckett has a huge advantage in hitting women and groping random chicks over Dawson, and also leads 1-0 in the category of being creepy to ugly, fat admins who I used to work with when they are shopping at Peter's Billiards. He also leads in the category of deaths, 1-0. All this being said, I would chose Puckett over Dawson, because Puckett is quite seriously one of the best right-handed hitters in the history of baseball, no matter what his personal deal, and Andre Dawson is really just pretty annoying.
- Sweet. It's 12:20 now and they're replaying Drake v. Iowa. This will be the only game all week I've watched on TV. I hate Christmas break. Screw the "students." They should have to play basketball for my amusement. And what's up with all the "academic incentives" in Tubby's new contract? F that crap. I don't care if he graduates a single player, just win baby. Clem is still the best coach in the history of the Gophers, despite the "unpleasantness."
- Iowa basketball is sponsored by Panchero's. If you've never tried it I can't recommend it more highly. It's a burrito joint, and there's one in Block E and probably other places too. If you like Chipotle, this place will make you hate Chipotle for not being Pancheros.
- I really can't believe how bad Iowa is. Alford really should never, ever have a job again. Last year's Gophers would have beaten this year's Iowa team, on a neutral court, by 15 (assuming Molinari was coaching, if Monson was coaching it would have been Iowa by 2).
- College soccer is on ESPNU right now. As tempting as that is, I'm going to keep watching Drake kick the crap out of Iowa. Seriously, if you're a betting man, just bet against Iowa all year long.
- Seriously, FP Santangelo came out to talk about taking steroids. $20 says he has a book out within a year.
- Drake has Klayton Korver, the Ozzie Canseco of college basketball. Seriously parents, if you're going to go with a name as messed up as Clayton, why go with the K instead of C?
- By the way, Oz Canseco only had 65 career major league abs, with zero homeruns. Seems weird.
- I know this game already happened, but Iowa has 21 at half, only because Freeman hit a three with three seconds left in the half. Also, Drake has never won in this building. Stay tuned.
- I can't stress nearly enough how bad Iowa is.
- Snake - this was for you.
- Dammit last beer.
- Louisville is going to beat Purdue by 137 tomorrow.
- I'm bored and runk.
Labels:
Gopher Basketball,
Iowa,
Kirby Puckett,
Steroids
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