Am I the only person who didn't know this?

Some things I've learned this postseason:

Red Sox fans are still annoying
I miss Matt Garza
Tim McCarver is worse than I remember

B.J. Upton's first name is Melvin. I always figured it was Benjamin or something. What does B.J. stand for then? Bossman Junior. That's fucking awesome.

BOSSMAN JUNIOR. This is not getting enough attention from the media. In a world filled with pseudo-nicknames like A-Rod, Bossman Junior Upton is flying under the radar.