tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350747157402784213.post1912313565271570521..comments2023-11-05T04:04:40.621-05:00Comments on Down with Goldy: The AbsurdWWWWWWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13029975451902509241noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350747157402784213.post-231087100107024002008-01-31T15:58:00.000-06:002008-01-31T15:58:00.000-06:00I forgot about that Teen Wolf scene. I can't beli...I forgot about that Teen Wolf scene. I can't believe no one caught that.<BR/><BR/>I'll have to disagree with you on the Tin Cup thing. I thought that was a great scene. What was unbelievable though, was how horrible Kevin Costner's swing was. It's about as bad as Shooter McGavin's swing in Happy Gilmore. I mean, come on. Are we really suppose to believe these guys are professional golfers? <BR/><BR/>Also, I completely agree with you on the Jerry Maguire scene with Cuba Gooding. I was so pissed at that shitty scene when I first watched it. I mean, he somehow knocks himself out by landing on his back. And then when the doctors and coaches come out, they don't even help him. They just kind of poke and prod him like they've never seen someone get injured in football before. And THEN, he "comes to", gets up, and does a freaking dance! Two seconds ago he was lying unconscious and now he's 100% fine. So, what's the logical thing to do for someone who does an excessively long dance? Give him a shitload of money!<BR/>Man, that scene was dumb.Theoryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14395134331102223389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350747157402784213.post-30088256598799913062008-01-24T21:45:00.000-06:002008-01-24T21:45:00.000-06:00An Ek Dawg sighting? NICE.If you're going to call...An Ek Dawg sighting? NICE.<BR/><BR/>If you're going to call out Michael J. Fox for never touching a basketball before filming, what about Tim Robbins in Bull Durham? That's an absurd throwing motion.<BR/><BR/>To steal a joke from an old math teacher, the Cubs winning was the most unrealistic part of Rookie of the Year.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350747157402784213.post-63025859078889670692008-01-24T19:29:00.000-06:002008-01-24T19:29:00.000-06:00Joe just hates Simon Birch because Simon is a spit...Joe just hates Simon Birch because Simon is a spitting image of his friend Mad Dog when Dog was 16 years old. The only difference is Mad Dog could never get that much wood on a pitch.<BR/><BR/>Another dumb movie was miracle. Like the USA could really beat that team from Russia. Nice Mighty Ducks rip off!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350747157402784213.post-5547952229846717042008-01-24T16:50:00.000-06:002008-01-24T16:50:00.000-06:00All of Teen Wolf's basketball scenes were ridiculo...All of Teen Wolf's basketball scenes were ridiculous.<BR/>Michael J. Fox obviously never touched a basketball until the day they started shooting, and neither did the werewolf guy they hired to play the werewolf. <BR/><BR/>As for Rocky, the most unrealistic part is that any mildly successful boxer would have left that worrying, nagging whore Talia Shire (Adrian) first chance he got.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350747157402784213.post-4257765361442666052008-01-24T16:28:00.000-06:002008-01-24T16:28:00.000-06:00Simon Birch, LOL!P.S. Amy Smart is disgusting.Simon Birch, LOL!<BR/><BR/>P.S. Amy Smart is disgusting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350747157402784213.post-67223552690889634262008-01-24T15:06:00.000-06:002008-01-24T15:06:00.000-06:00Good point on Major League, and to each his own on...Good point on Major League, and to each his own on Tin Cup. I thought it was stupid. Tweeder was the man though, on this we can agree. <BR/><BR/>I don't know enough about Racing to really comment, but I'm not surprised Days of Thunder was absurd. <BR/><BR/>I also have only seen the first Rocky, and it was enough for me. <BR/><BR/>Lady Bugs?WWWWWWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13029975451902509241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350747157402784213.post-21326667816318720762008-01-24T13:53:00.001-06:002008-01-24T13:53:00.001-06:00Debatable whether NASCAR is a sport or not (I say ...Debatable whether NASCAR is a sport or not (I say no)...but any racing scene in Days of Thunder in which Tom Cruise is constantly shifting to a higher gear. So you've kicked her down about 12 times now to make the pass...how many more gears you got their ace?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350747157402784213.post-82465888173829962732008-01-24T13:53:00.000-06:002008-01-24T13:53:00.000-06:00Debatable whether NASCAR is a sport or not (I say ...Debatable whether NASCAR is a sport or not (I say no)...but any racing scene in Days of Thunder in which Tom Cruise is constantly shifting to a higher gear. So you've kicked her down about 12 times now to make the pass...how many more gears you got their ace?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350747157402784213.post-18706828708253486972008-01-24T13:28:00.000-06:002008-01-24T13:28:00.000-06:00It might be so obvious that it isn't worth mention...It might be so obvious that it isn't worth mentioning, but how about every fight scene in every Rocky movie. There'd be a lot of dead boxers if matches really went down like that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350747157402784213.post-46437726623081373742008-01-24T13:19:00.000-06:002008-01-24T13:19:00.000-06:00You are without question the most cynical man aliv...You are without question the most cynical man alive. The Bear had held MCMA for nearly a decade but its clear that the torch has been passed.<BR/><BR/>I obviously have several problems with your list. <BR/><BR/>1) Major League - You didn't mention how some 65 year old man managed to become the #2 starter on a playoff contender.<BR/><BR/>2) You missed the whole point of Tin Cup if you thought the ending was absurd. The guy had squandered opportunities his whole life because of his massive ego. He would take no exception when it came to the US Open. I loved that he took a 13 on the final whole.<BR/><BR/><BR/>3) Varsity Blues - I'm disappointed that you gave no props to Tweeder. I would like to see what Tweeder was up to these days. That guy knew how to party. In high school, he stole a cop car(which he later commited statutory rape in), was addicted to percoset and vicodin, had a VD and was a star receiver being only 5'2". For the record, Amy Smart is way hotter then Ali Larter and actually gets naked like a real lady in Road Trip.<BR/><BR/>Movies that should be added to your list: Happy Gilmore, Waterboy, Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds), Lady Bugs, Simon Birch (foul ball scene), Necessary Roughness.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com